I fundamentally disagree with Thomas Jefferson and Mark Twain. “Never use two words when one will do,” “don’t use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do,” I’m going to turn a single sentence into an essay and it’s going to cost five hundred dollars per word because those are the right words to get across what I mean without ambiguity and misunderstanding, thankyouverymuch
man. the star wars sequel trilogy could have been so good if they hadn’t fucked it up
all the pieces were there. compelling main characters. unsubtle social satire. the main characters from the OT being jaded and frustrated by the way things turned out. funny ball robot.
it’s a shame that the plot of the first one was a rehash and disney decided that it was a really good idea to repeatedly switch directors and writing teams
me watching the force awakens in 2015 like “wow! john boyega is CRAZY good in this. I’m excited to see where his character goes, especially with the obvious hints that he’s force sensitive”
and then over the next several years seeing naught but flaming wreckage on the horizon
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months
